Uglykidjones: Rants and Raves

Val Kilmer better lay off the burgers, or he’s gonna need some liposuction in Beverly Hills, and fast!

The lady he’s walking with is kinda hot though. Is that his wife or something? 

Behold the hotness that is Melanie Griffith, the woman who Antonio Banderas swore to grow old with.

Apparently, she got there WAAAAAAY ahead of him. I don’t think even the best Atlanta plastic surgery available can do anything about this. It’s sad, really.

See more wrinkled Melanie Griffith pics here.

I find it quite annoying that talentless, spoiled, trashy, stupid and skanky people like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are the celebrities Blog posts everywhere in the world often feature. I mean, are they even real celebrities? They’re just famous for being famous, and that’s pretty much what they are. So they made celebrity sex tapes. Big deal. They both suck anyway, no pun intended. So what’s with the high-profile presence in the gossip blogging world?

Simple: it’s their trashiness, their sluttiness and of course, their stupidity that sells. For such blogs, the trashier the better. Everyone knows that sex sells, and these two are practically poster girls for it. As long as there are Kim Kardashians and Paris Hiltons and Lindsay Lohans in showbiz, expect these gossip blogs to be in business for a very long time.