Uglykidjones: Rants and Raves

I’ve seen Spiderman 3, and it sucked, big time. Now I’m not smart enough to write an intelligent review, but I was extremely disappointed with how cheesy the franchise has become. Too much melodrama, cutting-edge special effects which you couldn’t fully appreciate as most fight scenes were set at night, that nauseating way Tobey Maguire strutted all over New York as that gooey Venom thing from outer space took hold of him, the unbelievable waste of talent in Bryce Dallas Howard who had the character development of a flower pot, I can go on forever and still won’t be able to really express how this movie was a waste of my hard-earned money.

Not that it matters anyhow. The movie is breaking box-office records left and right, and will be well on its way to earning a couple billion dollars before people realize they’ve been had.

And what’s with Kirsten Dunst? Is it just me, or are her looks really heading south at the young age of 25? I used to like the way she looked, but now she she looks like she needs all the help a plastic surgery Cary, NC clinic can give.

Apparently, very.

The pic above is from the latest issue of Vanity Fair magazine, which is pretty much self-explanatory. If I were Bruce Willis, I’d probably snag Ashton Kutcher in the mouth with my fishing hook and throw him overboard for snuggling with Demi Moore. But that’s just me, and probably 90% of the world’s hot-blooded and sort of conservative Pinoy male population. Obviously, Bruce is pretty cool with it. Maybe it’s the bald head, which surely could make use of the services of New Jersey hair loss clinics.

Tom Cruise bought this Beverly Hills mansion for just $35 million. The house sits on a 1.3-acre area, with seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms, a lenghty driveway, a tennis court and a pool.

$35 million is just some chump change for people like Cruise or Bill Gates or George Lindemann Jr, so no problem.

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