Actually, not really. David Beckham just had a barber run electric shears through his hair, and voila! He’s bald. And it’s being treated like some kind of Earth-shattering, front page news. Now if his baldness actually required New York hair transplants, that’s news. Sort of.
Jessica Alba Doesn’t Like Being Called Sexy
Jessica Alba has one of the hottest bodies to hit Hollywood, ever. That is probably why learning that she’s not comfy at all about being tagged as sexy comes somewhat of a surprise.
She’s blessed with a body that most celebrities could only get through Beverly Hills cosmetic surgery, and she wouldn’t let us get a peek. What a prude. In a bikini. Now that’s shyness for you.The screen beauty - who recently topped FHM magazine’s annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll - insists she does not consciously flaunt her stunning figure because she doesn’t enjoy attracting attention.
The Sin City star - who has a strict no-nudity clause in her contract - says her prudish attitude is reflected in her choice of clothing. She said: "I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don’t have my breasts under my chin, I’m not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don’t go for the trendiest look."
Remember the Sharon Stone who fearlessly flashed her beaver and engaged in some of the hottest onscreen sex ever in the first Basic Instinct movie? You can forget about her. She doesn’t exist anymore.
What’s left is this woman who looks like she needs to be put in Philly senior homes anytime soon. Not as much as Melanie Griffith though, but close.
Two more days and it’s time for the most spectacular magic show on Earth: Elections in the Philippines!
Ballot boxes will disappear into thin air. One plus one suddenly becomes eleven. Long-departed people can vote. Hell, even winged creatures fly from one voting precinct to another. And when they do, the stupidest, most corrupt, and least qualified people suddenly find themselves addressed as honorable senators, representatives, governors, mayors and councilors of this great nation. Can you think of anything more magical than that?
Sigh. I know. My cynicism towards Philippine elections has reached new heights. I mean, I haven’t watched a single TV program ever since ads for these jerkoffs started polluting the airwaves. And I don’t think I ever will again, not after I heard someone sing that Loren Legarda is this country’s only hope. Shame on Ryan Cayabyab by the way for prostituting his song for that ad.
And I’m not going to vote. Not even if someone offers me a trip to the U.S. and sets me up for some free Fort Myers eye surgery to help me see better. I don’t need to see more clearly. Seeing how things are in the Philippines through blurry eyes is bad enough.
Val Kilmer better lay off the burgers, or he’s gonna need some liposuction in Beverly Hills, and fast!
The lady he’s walking with is kinda hot though. Is that his wife or something?
This Is What Turns Antonio Banderas On
Behold the hotness that is Melanie Griffith, the woman who Antonio Banderas swore to grow old with.
Apparently, she got there WAAAAAAY ahead of him. I don’t think even the best Atlanta plastic surgery available can do anything about this. It’s sad, really.
See more wrinkled Melanie Griffith pics here.
One Rambling Thought About Celebrity Gossip Blogs
I find it quite annoying that talentless, spoiled, trashy, stupid and skanky people like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are the celebrities Blog posts everywhere in the world often feature. I mean, are they even real celebrities? They’re just famous for being famous, and that’s pretty much what they are. So they made celebrity sex tapes. Big deal. They both suck anyway, no pun intended. So what’s with the high-profile presence in the gossip blogging world?
Simple: it’s their trashiness, their sluttiness and of course, their stupidity that sells. For such blogs, the trashier the better. Everyone knows that sex sells, and these two are practically poster girls for it. As long as there are Kim Kardashians and Paris Hiltons and Lindsay Lohans in showbiz, expect these gossip blogs to be in business for a very long time.
I’ve seen Spiderman 3, and it sucked, big time. Now I’m not smart enough to write an intelligent review, but I was extremely disappointed with how cheesy the franchise has become. Too much melodrama, cutting-edge special effects which you couldn’t fully appreciate as most fight scenes were set at night, that nauseating way Tobey Maguire strutted all over New York as that gooey Venom thing from outer space took hold of him, the unbelievable waste of talent in Bryce Dallas Howard who had the character development of a flower pot, I can go on forever and still won’t be able to really express how this movie was a waste of my hard-earned money.
Not that it matters anyhow. The movie is breaking box-office records left and right, and will be well on its way to earning a couple billion dollars before people realize they’ve been had.
And what’s with Kirsten Dunst? Is it just me, or are her looks really heading south at the young age of 25? I used to like the way she looked, but now she she looks like she needs all the help a plastic surgery Cary, NC clinic can give.
Apparently, very.
The pic above is from the latest issue of Vanity Fair magazine, which is pretty much self-explanatory. If I were Bruce Willis, I’d probably snag Ashton Kutcher in the mouth with my fishing hook and throw him overboard for snuggling with Demi Moore. But that’s just me, and probably 90% of the world’s hot-blooded and sort of conservative Pinoy male population. Obviously, Bruce is pretty cool with it. Maybe it’s the bald head, which surely could make use of the services of New Jersey hair loss clinics.
This Is What $35 Million Can Buy
Tom Cruise bought this Beverly Hills mansion for just $35 million. The house sits on a 1.3-acre area, with seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms, a lenghty driveway, a tennis court and a pool.
$35 million is just some chump change for people like Cruise or Bill Gates or George Lindemann Jr, so no problem.
