Uglykidjones: Rants and Raves

 

Unlike her kid sis, Jessica Simpson won’t be lining up any time soon for a rhinoplasty in Orlando or wherever it is she and current boyfriend John Mayer hie off to.

The 26-year-old says, "I don’t know if it’s my best, but my favourite feature is my nose. I have a bump on it that I love. It’s an imperfection, but that’s why I love it." [Source]

Yeah right. Like anyone ever gives a rat’s ass about her nose. Very few people stare at her picture and make it all the way to the nose. Try it with the pic above and you’ll see.

 

 

As reported by many blogs last month, Beyonce and Shakira, Shakira have collaborated on a song called “Beautiful Liar”. And of course, no Beyonce-Shakira teamup would be complete without a music video. The song after all, sucks, so what  better way to make up for that suckiness by featuring singers whose ass-shaking is way better than their singing?

Click here to watch two of the sexiest women in the music industry shake their booties. And believe me, their hips don’t lie. Now there’s two ladies who certainly don’t need any of that plastic surgery Naples, FL cosmetic surgeons can do. Perhaps next year.

I used to like Teri Hatcher. I first saw her in the forgettable Kurt Russell-Sly Stallone starrer Tango & Cash, and she was unbelievably gorgeous there. The infatuation carried over to that rather corny Superman series with Dean Cain.

And just when she’s finally in a hit TV show which is oftentimes worth watching, she got old. I mean, just look at the pic above and tell me she doesn’t remind you of your grandmother.

I think it’s time for Teri to avail of the facelift Chicago or LA or New York or wherever plastic surgeons are offering.

And I thought only prostitutes turn Hugh Grant on.

British actor Hugh Grant said he’s not yet sure about his feelings about undergoing some Miami plastic surgery someday, but admitted that he thinks some of the plastic surgery he’s seen turns him on.

He says, "I’m ambivalent about it, although I feel sorry for a lot of these Beverly Hills wives who’ve had so much done that they look a little scary these days. "On the other hand, I’ve seen some plastic surgery that I’ve found rather strangely sexually attractive."[Source]

Actually, this is quite normal. A lot of guys even save up to buy their girlfriends a bigger set of boobs, or a new nose. Let’s just hope the sexually attractive plastic surgery Hugh was referring to wasn’t done on Tara Reid, or I would have to believe he’s a lot sicker than I thought.