Jenna Jameson

If that headline had any truth in it, I shudder to think what less hot pornstars would look like.

I mean, here’s someone who obviously needs plastic surgery in Washington DC or wherever it is she lives, because she seems to be getting uglier by the day. And she could only get uglier when current boyfriend and Octagon fighter Tito Ortiz turns out to love beating up women.

And you know what could make things even worse? That Jenna, in all depravity, would love to be at the receiving end of Tito’s punches, kick and chops, and even ask for seconds.