Uglykidjones: Rants and Raves

We love to blog. And not only because we get to say whatever it is we want to say. we also earn money. Sure, some are into it just to blog for money, but mostly, it’s like engaging in a hobby where we get paid. You could be a high school student or a 90-year-old man, but as long as you’ve got blogs, you will most certainly get paid for blogging, if you want to.

A lot of people don’t realize that businesses are now pushing their products and services on the Internet through blog advertising, and that’s where we earn our money. And that is where Smorty comes in: it attracts businesses to advertise on blogs, and they find blogs for these companies to push their products in.

While there are a myriad of ways to make money on blogs, doing tasks assigned by Smorty are quite easy compared to other services. They’ve got ample opportunities, and best of all, they pay by the week! Which is a whole lot more than you can say for those sites that pay monthly or worse, quarterly. Now doing their tasks has become a major part of my blogging life, and it wouldn’t hurt to make it yours too.

Heath Ledger is dead. He was 28.

The Oscar-nominated actor’s body was discovered Tuesday afternoon in a New York apartment by a housekeeper and a masseuse, who had an appointment with Ledger. When no one answered the door, the masseuse sought the help of a housekeeper, who opened the door and found the actor unconscious, with pills nearby. An ambulance was called, and paramedics tried to revive Ledger but failed.

The cause of death is yet to be determined.

He leaves behind daughter Matilda, who he had with former partner Michelle Williams. 

Tch. What a waste. 

Bringing your business online is one of the best ways to keep up with the competition. However, like most businessmen, you are absolutely clueless on doing exactly just that. And it is absolutely important that you have some idea how to go about it, unless you want some unscrupulous designers and programmers that you’ve contracted to pounce on you and milk you for whatever you’re worth.

Fortunately, Ashop Commerce is there to help you out. With their online store building software, you can easily set up your online store. Selling your merchandise online also becomes easier as Ashop Commerce provides hosted shopping cart software, an affordable ecommerce software that has already helped thousands of businesses. And getting started with this is a piece of cake, as it is web-based and doesn’t require installation anymore.

Best of all, getting the Ashop Commerce shopping cart will give you access to thousands of features that are quite easy to use, as well as the capability to accept practically all major credit cards for your transactions.

Now you can try this out for yourself by visiting the Ashop commerce website and avail of the 10-day free trial. Soon you’ll be one step closer to going head to head with some of world’s biggest and most influential websites, and all it takes is a very low monthly fee.

I’m not really much of a gambler, but when i do find the time to gamble, I do it online, since it’s quite convenient for someone like me, who’s practically glued to my PC monitor through much of my week.

The problem is, there are countless online gambling sites that I’m having trouble which ones to join and play. I mean who would have the time to filter through each and every one of them just so i can find the best deal for me? Apparently, this online casino review website called Pro360 does.

And it does exactly what an online casino review website should be doing: providing detailed reviews, as well as useful rankings of thousands of online casinos, making it so much easier for online gamblers to choose which online casino they would play in. Whether it’s poker or craps that you wanna play, this website can give you recommendations and so much more.

Go and check it out, and you just might hit it big online.

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyriend Cash Warren’s baby. This isn’t just some rumor. Her publicist confirmed it to People. My life is over.

I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday. 

Enough with the melodrama. Actually, the news that she’s knocked up is good news, because being pregnant means one thing: bigger boobs! That is something Jessica never had, and now she will.

Actually, not really. David Beckham just had a barber run electric shears through his hair, and voila! He’s bald. And it’s being treated like some kind of Earth-shattering, front page news. Now if his baldness actually required New York hair transplants, that’s news. Sort of.

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Jessica Alba has one of the hottest bodies to hit Hollywood, ever. That is probably why learning that she’s not comfy at all about being tagged as sexy comes somewhat of a surprise.

The screen beauty - who recently topped FHM magazine’s annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll - insists she does not consciously flaunt her stunning figure because she doesn’t enjoy attracting attention.

The Sin City star - who has a strict no-nudity clause in her contract - says her prudish attitude is reflected in her choice of clothing. She said: "I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don’t have my breasts under my chin, I’m not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don’t go for the trendiest look."

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Remember the Sharon Stone who fearlessly flashed her beaver and engaged in some of the hottest onscreen sex ever in the first Basic Instinct movie? You can forget about her. She doesn’t exist anymore.

What’s left is this woman who looks like she needs to be put in Philly senior homes anytime soon. Not as much as Melanie Griffith though, but close.

Two more days and it’s time for the most spectacular magic show on Earth: Elections in the Philippines!

Ballot boxes will disappear into thin air. One plus one suddenly becomes eleven. Long-departed people can vote. Hell, even winged creatures fly from one voting precinct to another. And when they do, the stupidest, most corrupt, and least qualified people suddenly find themselves addressed as honorable senators, representatives, governors, mayors and councilors of this great nation. Can you think of anything more magical than that?

Sigh. I know. My cynicism towards Philippine elections has reached new heights. I mean, I haven’t watched a single TV program ever since ads for these jerkoffs started polluting the airwaves. And I don’t think I ever will again, not after I heard someone sing that Loren Legarda is this country’s only hope. Shame on Ryan Cayabyab by the way for prostituting his song for that ad.

And I’m not going to vote. Not even if someone offers me a trip to the U.S. and sets me up for some free Fort Myers eye surgery to help me see better. I don’t need to see more clearly. Seeing how things are in the Philippines through blurry eyes is bad enough.

Val Kilmer better lay off the burgers, or he’s gonna need some liposuction in Beverly Hills, and fast!

The lady he’s walking with is kinda hot though. Is that his wife or something?